Bruh I just came
this looks amazing
"dinner is ready"
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call